Twinkie Beyond

Episode 075 - The Otakon sucks.

Posted on August 5th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Editorial - Gaming, Episodes, Wife-Friend, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Otakon sucks. This episode fueled by a large mango bubble tea milkshake with pearls. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Getting out of work.
• Three Guys equals not so much.
• Otakon 2008!
• Otakon panels that interest me and those that suck.
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond
• Super secret sound-seeing tour…except for not secret at all and just kind of lame.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 074 - The “Batman” Review

Posted on August 2nd, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The “Batman” Review. This episode fueled by Heath Ledger. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Reaction/review to “Batman:  The Dark Knight.”
• Hanging outside ’cause the weather’s nice.
• Talk about buying a house/foreclosures.
• A walk around the neighborhood.
• The movie theater buffer seat and assholes who don’t adhere by the understood rule.
• Knocking on the door of a friend’s house.
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

If you haven’t seen “The Dark Knight,” do it!  What the hell are you doing?  Obviously, this was recorded a week ago.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Toky07 - Japanese Game Show Audio

Posted on July 29th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Archives, Episodes, iRiver.

Listen to me watch some Japanese TV.  What show is it?  Here’s a clue:  it was a worldwide phenomenon (meaning it’s on TV in the States) and is still on TV today.  You’ll be able to tell part way through it.  April of 2007, Ueno, Tokyo, Japan.

 

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Toky07 - Super Potato

Posted on July 28th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Archives, Episodes, Gaming Talk, iRiver.

Quick soundseeing tour of Super Potato–retro video game superstore.  March of 2007, Akihabara, Tokyo, Japan.

 

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Episode 073 - Wife-Friend Trivia 02

Posted on July 24th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, Wife-Friend, Wife-Friend Trivia.

Twinkie Beyond: Wife-Friend Trivia 02. This episode fueled by getting off early from work. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Wife-Friend Trivia 02
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Visit the God damn Twitter! Click this sentence–it’s that fucking easy.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 072 - The Every Damn Place.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Every Damn Place. This episode fueled by getting off early from work. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Getting out of work early.
• Gas was definitely more than $50.
• Talk about crackhead next door.
• Stopping off at GameStop for Mega Man X Collections.
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond
• White kid who wants to be Asian.
• Otakon talk.  Silent Hill sing-along:  Gay.
• Brett from The Wicked Pissa Podcast interrupts! You can get on this crazy famous Podcast too if you Twitter/text me while I’m “on the air.” Check the Twitter!
• “What I did this week[end]! What I’ve done this week[end]! What I did last week[end]! This week[end]!” - Federal Hill and Fell’s Point, Baltimore.

I’m hungry. Visit the God damn Twitter! Click this sentence–it’s that fucking easy.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 071 - The Game Stop.

Posted on July 7th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Game Stop. This episode fueled by walking around in boxers and slippers all day. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Four-day weekend for the me.
• Birthday for me.
• Getting my glasses fixed for me.
• Stopping off at GameStop (for me).
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond
• Sonic is great for me.
• Otakon and Pandora’s Cube are dickheads.

Now off to play Persona 3.  Visit the God damn Twitter! Click this sentence–it’s that fucking easy.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Vidcast 07 - Sushi Kaiten

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Blogging, Episodes, General, Vidcasts.

I only returned from Tokyo two months ago, so this isn’t too delayed, I suppose.  I’m pretty much done with feeling bad about not posting stuff up on time.  Whatever…it’s free entertainment for people that I don’t know.

This vidcast is a quick look-see at a sushi kaiten (conveyor belt sushi) restaurant in Shinjuku, Tokyo that the Wife-Friend and I ate at.  While there’s nothing special about this visit nor is there any dialogue, I’m hoping that you’ll still enjoy it.  We stopped in here after a brisk walk through Kabuki-cho.  What?  I like hookers.

It’s in MP4, so you should be able to view it on your iPod.  Don’t blow up the size on your PC/Mac, though, ’cause it’ll look like shit.

So, while I do enjoy doing this, expect a sharp decline in content in the soon.  And this time totally out of choice rather than laziness.  Or rather…the frequency won’t be as regulated as it has been for the past two months or so.  Yeah.  If I don’t, eff it.  That’s basically what I’m saying.  The listenership and feedback for this Podcast is just abysmal and there’s no way it can return to the awesomeness it once was.  It upsets me and it shouldn’t.  This audioblog just straight-up doesn’t matter but it bugs me that it doesn’t have a farther reach than it does.  The listenership is a sad fraction of what it was during the LibSyn days.  To be fair, and to suck my own dick, though, I think that an audioblog that was reaching more than 600 listeners every week is pretty damn good.  To the three of you who read this blog, now you know.

If you are interested in what I do, great.  Hit the Twitter up.  I update it crazy-like.  Just click this sentence!

~ Jackie (twinkiebeyond@gmail.com)

 

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Episode 070 - The Shorter than Expected.

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, Wife-Friend Trivia.

Twinkie Beyond: The Shorter than Expected. This episode fueled by a half-day at work. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Back home early from work.
• Work is for tools.
• I want to buy a house.
• I want a dartboard.
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond
• PLEASE TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!! I did my best to compress voices here, but I know nothing about audio manipulation.
• New segment: Wife-Friend Trivia: NBA Edition.
• Yes, I know…Shaq is now on the Suns. Who cares? Shaq sucks.
• Rebecca Lobo. Oops. Whatever…it’s the WNBA.

Really quick episode that is split into two segments. The first is me rambling on about why I’m home early and how it rocks. The second is the long-awaited return of The Wife-Friend! She joins me as I quiz her on a topic that no chicks know anything about: sports. I had a good laugh at her expense and so will you. Visit the God damn Twitter! Click this sentence–it’s that fucking easy.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

P.S. Extra points for the fools who can identify the background music used in the first three minutes.

 

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Episode 069 - The Longer than Expected.

Posted on June 19th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, Gaming Talk.

Twinkie Beyond: The Longer than Expected.

This episode fueled by Blue Moon ale (I saw you standing alone).

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Fuck you, people who correct my shit.
• Blue Moon beer rules.
• Bar talk–economics and drinks of choice.
• I love Jagermeister and so should you!
• Gamespot’s Hotspot Podcast makes me feel like a dirty whore.
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond
• Gaming Talk: Ninja Gaiden 2 demo talk.
• Gaming Talk: Hack-and-slash games fucking suck my ass.
• Gaming Talk: Maturity/evolution of gamers.
• Gaming Talk: Did you catch the Mega Man X reference?
• Gaming Talk: Square-Enix can suck my ass.
• Gaming Talk: Earthbound is fucking great.
• Weekly Wii Fit update, Week 3: Age ??, ??? pounds.
• Sonic Burger is the best fast food ever.

In the studio, bitches!!! I crack the mic for real with background music and everything. It’s high-fidelity shit. So I meant to include the new segment in this episode but I was drunk and just yammered on like a bitch. It’s all about gaming! That happens sometimes. Visit the God damn Twitter! Click this sentence–it’s that fucking easy.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

P.S. Extra points for the fools who can identify the background music used in the first three minutes.

 

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Episode 068 - The Structure.

Posted on June 12th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Structure.

This episode fueled by wanting to get “better” at this whole Podcasting thing.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• How about some structure?
• TWITTER!!! - http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond
• Okay, some many tangents allowed.
• I’m off to GameStop!
• Some gaming Podcast/website talk.
• I’m off to Wendy’s!
• Plug for Brett’s Wicked Pissa Podcast.
• MAXIM magazine blows.
• Weekly Wii Fit update, Week 2:  Age 22, 181 pounds.
• I try to justify why I gained two pounds in a week.
• Gaming Talk:  Why I don’t play video games.
• Gaming Talk:  The system that gets Sega Saturn games WINS.
• Fuck Nights into Dreams.
• Give me your money.
• Return of the “shout-outs”!!!

1. Wicked Pissa Podcast
2. Aaron from WARP’s Blog
3. Apocalypse D0well is re-back
4. Booty Talk with T-Bone Taro
5. Mick Aloha Adventures!

Not bad, huh?  Man, don’t lie.  It t’weren’t that good.  2005 was good times.  Oh, yeah, I totally said “Episode 69.”  It’s obviously not.  My bad.  Don’t unsubscribe!  Give me your money!

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Twitter

Posted on June 4th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: General.

So I’ve finally joined this Twitter thing. I haven;t hooked it up to my phone or anything yet. I also don’t know anything about “following” people, but if you want to be my follower, I’ll teach you the ways of hating Square-Enix.

http://twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

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Episode 067 - The Fear.

Posted on June 3rd, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Fear.

This episode fueled by a hate for middle-school kids with braces.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Why wasn’t I recording?
• I’m afraid of Americans swimming.
• I’m afraid of vagina blood.
• I’m off to market!!!
• My parents are foreign.
• And that’s why I’m afraid of swimming.
• I’m afraid of The Strangers.
• Let’s go throw rocks at cars!
• Weekly Wii Fit update, Week 1:  Age 28, 179 pounds.
• Subscribe through iTunes, fuckers!

This is a good episode.  Don’t fuck this up for me, Jackie.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 066 - The Trip to Market.

Posted on May 28th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Trip to Market.

This episode fueled by a hate for middle-school kids with braces.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• “I’m off to market!!!”
• Quick Wii Fit talk.
• I buys me somes shrimps.
• A stop off at the liquor store.
• A stop off at Rita’s.
• Listen to these yappy 13-year old bitches.
• Quick Wii Fit talk.
• A ride home.
• Spurmos?
• The return of the emo’er side of me.
• Thanks to the new listeners and the returning listeners. Rock on.

It wasn’t great. Sorry for the middle section where there wasn’t much going on. The audio didn’t come out as I hoped it too. The yappy 13-year olds were talking about boys and nail polish and I thought that the absurdity of the stereotype in action was going to be an explosion of hilarity. It ended up just being really stupid. My bad, yo.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 065 - The Search for Wii Fit.

Posted on May 22nd, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Search for Wii Fit.

This episode fueled by a hate for Otaku kids.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• I want Wii Fit.
• I want the Apple iPod Touch.
• A visit to Target!
• Somewhere in here I talk about wanting to get a new place.
• I hate this GameStop.
• A visit to GameStop that you never hear.
• An update on Wii Fit and nerds in GameStop.
• My Otaku nerd impression.
• Otakon 2008!
• I try to get the cat to talk. It doesn’t. I call it a piece of shit.

I like doing these on the run. These are more impromptu and definitely more fun. I actually “let my hair down” and talk more naturally and a little more like I do on a day-to-day basis. It’s almost been three years and I still haven’t completely talked like I do to people I know in real life. I’m much more vulgar, racist, misogynistic and otherwise in real life. I mean, I’m not a dickhead; it’s all in fun. I kid, I kid! Ha…eh. Shut up.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Penny Arcade sucks.

Posted on May 21st, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Eat it..

That is all.

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Episode 064 - The Two-in-One.

Posted on May 16th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Two-in-One.

This episode fueled by a fifty dollar fill-up.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Summertime in Maryland sucks.
• Seriously. Watch LOST.
• Time to get my oil changed.
• Some drunken bitch hit my car.
• I like to gamble. [Note to self: I told the story of my 21st birthday. Tell it again.]
• THE iRIVER GIVES OUT.
• Here’s another episode!
• Beer run!!!
• I really, really like Jagermeister.
• Bubble Tea run!!!
• A quick soundseeing tour of the Mall: Underaged chicks are incredibly hot.
• Sushi run!!!
• A quick soundseeing tour of me walking into the sushi restaurant.

I recorded about 45 minutes of episode as soon as I stepped into my car after work. The first 14 minutes or so are here. The last 31 are nowhere to be found because the battery on my iRiver decided to die just as I was about to press the “Thanks, I’m done” button. So fuck you, Energizer.

So I tacked on a FULL 35-minute episode that I was never going to put out even though it’s kinda okay. It starts with a beer run recap then a fruitless trip to the Mall. Then I gets me somes sushis. Then I stop talking.
Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 063 - The Emo’er Side of Me.

Posted on May 7th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Emo’er Side of Me.

This episode fueled by Operation:  Phase-Out Friends.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Boston:  More than a feeling.
• Be my friend!
• Three Guys Walk into a Bar…But how many will stay?  Find out why I ain’t such a fan of that Podcast.
• So emo…what a fag.
• Starting to sound like shit.

A very solemn and dejected sounding episode of TB this week.  I don’t try to sound emo, but I think that this episode ended up sounding like some fourteen year old chick’s LiveJournal entry about how nobody notices her at school and how she writes poetry to express her sorrow.  I’m a lot like Key the Metal Idol, so be my friend!  That was so gay.

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Episode 062 - The Drive Home: FES.

Posted on April 30th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Episodes, iRiver.

Twinkie Beyond: The Drive Home:  FES!

This episode fueled by a dislike for In the Groove 2.

In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• I like DDR but not In the Groove.
• Quick Japan story from Toky07.
• Quick Japan story from Toky08.
• Toky09?
• I’m home.

Pretty subdued.  Very much like the old, old episodes of TB, methinks.  Very quiet and not action-ful.  Sorry guys.Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

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Japan is less one Asian…

Posted on April 9th, 2008 by Twinkie.
Categories: Blogging.

…since Saturday night.  The jet lag sucked–and I may still be suffering it–but it ain’t as bad as last year’s.  I’m back at work now.  Sorting through (literally) 700+ e-mails is not awesome.

Apparently, there were some minor(?) organizational changes and some major procedural changes during my leave.  I’m just glad that I still have a job.  I’ll tell you guys about “The Black Hand of Death” phenomenon at work some time.

Expect a vidcast up some time by next week.  I’ve got about a thousand pictures from Toky08 to sort through.  There are some cool–if not horribly shaky–videos.  I’m thinking that we’ll go with either my miracle fruit experiment or walk home to the hotel where I am slightly tipsy.  Because, as we all know that not only is this Podcast based on angry drunken rants, but also…ummm…no, that…that’s about it, I guess.

~ Jackie

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